Monday, August 17, 2009

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Colby has been so full of it this weekend. We have had MANY funny conversations and I just wanted to share a few.

On Thursday when we had our ultrasound we were able to come home with a picture of the baby. It was not a good picture because the baby was stubborn and moved each time the tech thought she was at an angle to get a picture for us.

I handed Colby the picture and he looked at it for a minute and says, "Mom, I know two things."

"What's that dear?"

"Well, this baby is a boy becuase it doesn't have any hair."

"That's interesting," I say, "but it could still be a girl."

Colby considers this for two seconds and then says, "Well, whatever it is, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life. You don't need to show that picture to nobody!"

Thanks dear!

On Sunday we were all getting ready to head over to Papaw Larry's for a visit. Colby came in mine and Jeremy's bedroom while we were getting dressed. He came up, rubbed my stomach, and announced, "Man mom, your stomach is getting big......well bigger."

"Yeah buddy, I know. It's because the baby is growing in there." I say.

He goes over and pats Jeremy on the stomach and with complete innocence looks up at Jeremy and says, "Dad, you're not growing a baby in your tummy are you?"

While I try to stiffle the laughter I say as calmly as my voice will allow me, "Honey, boys can't have babies, you know that."

"Well Mom," Colby says, "I guess Dad's got a problem then."

Oh out of the mouths of babes!!

Have a great week everyone!


Nan said...

Love it! Your Colby says some of the funniest things! Thanks for the laugh! :o)