While flipping through a pregnancy magazine at Dr. Kelly's office yesterday, Jeremy and I stumbled upon several products for new Mommies that really made us chuckle. I just had to share one of our favorites with you!
Introducing Milk Screen!
In just two minutes, Milk Screen quickly and accurately analyzes breast milk for alcohol level. According to the advertisement, this product keeps mothers from having to pump and dump because some of that hangover milk may still be good!
Now, as silly as this product seems, there are a couple of scenarios in which I can see this being helpful.
1. In a sleep deprived state, when opening the refrigerator to get a drink of juice, Mommy accidentally grabs some booze instead. Never fear...........Milk Screen!
2. Your mother in law decides that she is going to offer her services and stay with you to help you adjust to new baby............the only way to get through this is to get on a good drunk now and again. Never fear...........Milk Screen!
3. Your wild and not a good Mommy and you rip and romp and live life on the wild side. Never fear..........Milk Screen! Maybe they will pass out free samples of Milk Screen in the health department bathroom!
So, what do you think of this AMAZING new product??
2 years ago
1 comments:
HaHaHaHaHa!! You have got to be kidding! I think the worst part is that someone actually spent time inventing, creating and marketing this! Hilarious!
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